Lulu's advice for non-yordles

I have some advice about yordles,
which I will share for free.
To start, I am a suppordle,
which suits me to a t.

Corki the daring pilordle,
soaring high among the clouds,
Is supplied by Ziggs the expert bombordle,
who's explosions are far too loud.

Tristana the dead-eye gungordle,
never misses her mark.
Gets help from Kennen the cunning ninjordle,
who brings light(ning!) to the dark.

Heimerdinger the brilliant inventordle,
forges experiments with his gadgetry.
While Rumble the junkyard mechazordle,
only creates havok and catastrophy.

Amumu the sad mumordle,
doesn't have many friends.
Cept Poppy the heroic hammerdordle,
on whom you can count on in the end.

Veigar the nasty evordle,
lacks kindness and class.
Still among all the yordles,
Teemo is an ass.